We have the most epic, most majestic, most utterly bewildering collection of crochet patterns you've ever laid eyes on! From the humblest of granny square to the most intricate of amigurumi animals, we've got it all!
- Furry Friends - Because who doesn't want a 10-foot-tall crochet squid in their living room?
- Scarves of Unparalleled Proportions - For when your scarf game is strong but your math game is weak
- Blankets of Despair - Perfect for when you've given up on adulting and just want to crochet the whole day away
- The Scarf of Destiny - Where the threads of fate are woven into every stitch
- The Crochet Curse of the Socks - Because who needs a social life when you've got socks to make?
Subpages:
- Advanced Patterns for the Truly Devoted - For when you've mastered the basics and are ready to move on to more complex and less useful projects
- Neo-Bro Crochet Patterns - Because bros love crochet almost as much as they love beer and video games